You know what I just realised?

My SATs are exactly a week from now.

This means I'll be cramming months worth of studies into one week.

Oh my god.

I've just come to realise accept that masturbation is forbidden in Islam.

Unless your spouse is the one wanking you.

Thanks a lot, Islam.

Ever heard of AFS? My mum wants me to apply for either USA or Canadialand.

THOUGHTS? Also, hello Canadialand friends. How are you?

First up, whoa my local mosque has kickass wifi. What am I doing here? Well, I'm attending a talk and a special praying session since we're gonna experience an eclipse in about 5 minutes.

The uztaz is being all whoa God is so badass and like whoa eclipses are so rad and like omg God's gonna put the moon front o' the sun at 4 pm and shiyat dat shit is srs cool amirite folks

He's pretty funny. There are a bunch of his jokes I can't translate well into English but I'm pretty excited about a once-in-9-years eclipse. My dad and I hauled out our Meade telescope but it's too dirty to use with his camera. Hopefully the pictures will turn out good anyhow. 8D

Edit: So the eclipse is AFTER Asar what.

Edit 2: Damn it CLOUDS B|

Remember Perak and JWW Birch and that huge wang dedicated to him in aforementioned state?

If you'll pardon the crappy handwriting and lack of brains... have a comic.

Also, the answer to that last question: He's a huge dick.

And while we're at it, have Jebat + Tuah BFFL.

I'm looking through some political articles.

Here's a collection of photos from his 8 year tenure.

And here's a page on his famous quotes.

Personally, he does have one quote which I think is rather cool.

"Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech,"

-- Washington April 16, 2008 to Pope Benedict XVI.

XD

What is this propaganda shit, Disney? Srsly. And the gay Nazi is... um...


Edit: Allow me to rephrase. Ahem:

"Disney. Wtf."

Coming from a part of Asia where we don't have as much exposure to the wars (and were essentially oppressed DURING the wars) due to textbook censorship, it plays a pretty big role in what we do and don't watch. Most everything I know about WWII and its atrocities came from my own personal research (and upon conducting a personal survey in my high school, a lot of kids didn't know what the Holocaust was).

That said, Disney + swastikas, even when making fun of the Nazis = surrreeeeeeeal.

Also, gay!Nazi is still kind of, "um o_o"

Anyway, this is just a video I thought I'd share.

GOOD BYE AMERICA.

I LEAVE NOW.

So, guess where I was. ;D

It's an Amish town.

I just got back from a roadtrip today aaaaaaaaugh my ass hurts